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Old 10th Mar 2017, 16:49
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megan
 
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.. that's a skill reserved for you flingwing folks ..
We don't even get a mention John.

The Airline Transport Rated Pilot

Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than Concorde
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
And discusses policy with God.

The Multi Engine Rated Pilot

Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a VC10
Is as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water on a calm day
And talks to God.

The Instrument Rated Pilot

Leaps short buildings with a running start and a favourable wind
Is almost as powerful as a 1-11
Nearly as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on the water of a deep puddle
And talks to God, if specially requested.

The Commercial Rated Pilot


Leaves nail scratch marks at the top when trying to leap short buildings
loses a tug of war with a 152
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
And is occasionally addressed by God.

The Private Pilot

Barely clears a scout camp tent
Is run over by a single engine aircraft
Sometimes recognizes a speeding bullet
Can dog paddle
And talks to animals.

The Soloed Student Pilot

Runs into buildings
Recognizes a Cessna 152 twice out of three times
Has never seen a speeding bullet
Can stay afloat under instruction
And talks to the wall.

The Non-Soloed Student Pilot

Trips over door sills entering buildings
Says "gosh, look at the aeroplanes" a lot
Doesn't know what a speeding bullet is
Only stands in the shallow end
And mumbles to himself.

The Aircraft Engineer - that's you John

Lifts buidings and walks under them
Kicks aircraft out of hangar
Catches speeding bullets with his teeth and chews them
Freezes water with a single glance
And talks to everybody
THE AIRCRAFT ENGINEER IS GOD

I was actually thinking 727 performance in my post, didn't realise it could be so dismal.
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