I have a simpler solution.
Why dont we make a reality t.v. show along the lines of wife swap or masters and servants.Then the BA mainline can buzz around the uk and vice versa.
I think it would be amusing to watch an old fossil manage 4 sectors on a crusty sandwich and crustier atr 42 and cringe worthy to watch the provincial oik trying to figure out room service in a five star hotel on the other side of the world, whilst making suggestive remarks to anything he thinks he has a chance with, completely oblivious to the reasons a ticket with ba costs so much.
Charter Rules
Jack