Lol 212man hope you are doing well.
Still imagine if you will that the Bung Vertileap doesn't.
So now you are upwind drifting rapidly towards the steel obstacle to the rear.
You evacuate to the rafts and cut away. Rafts rapidly drift to the rig followed by the slower helicopter. Rafts impact the rig..followed in short order by 20,000 lbs of helicopter. It's going to be an interesting afternoon.