Strewth. Bollocks. * Gender specific version used here.
Globocnik, apologies if you felt insulted by the structure of my reply, was not my intention, just unaware of your gender or politically correct preferred pronoun.
In respect to your preoccupation with KY jelly, helmets and bollocks, this is irrelevant, HKA is an equal opportunity employer. Accept my apologies and have a great Valentines Day.