Hi Pinks,
Good to see you making yourself known to a wider audience outside of your now legendary pink headset thread.
Not sure any of my flying partners would be too amused if I hid the keys or planned a div to some deserted airfield for a bit of flirty fun.

Especially the boss!
Most likely to end up looking like this.
However, as others may hopefully use this thread for themselves (ooh, how generous am I?), perhaps some other 'flying fox' will take you up on your suggestion.