PPRuNe Forums - View Single Post - E190 near collision Mildura May 16 - ASI bulletin 56
Old 5th Feb 2017, 10:14
  #126 (permalink)  
Compylot
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Sky Heaven
Age: 33
Posts: 185
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
What happened Leadsie?


Are you living in your brothers shadow?


Did you fail Psychometric testing when going for the cadetship? (Very Likely!)


Or are you colour blind?


I can imagine that the next time you're inbound and you hear the dreaded Skygod making their CTAF call, sounding like a try hard amateur ATC, your sweaty palms will grip that bit harder on the yoke.


Muttering and cursing under your breath you'll open up the throttle, **** the lean of peak, you'll be going full rich today baby!


You don't have to make any damn calls, because you don't bloody have to!


You know where you are, what you are doing and how you're going to bloody well do it!


Those Skygods can see you from their privileged seat 0A, on their fancy equipment, sipping their Lattes and smirking slyly at the sexy flighty in the jump seat who's showing a bit of leg. They don't have time to look out the window!


Later that Friday night, in the Aero Club bar, you'll grip your yoke even harder as you regale tales of heroics operating into CTAFs amongst the Skygods.


A legend in their own lunchtime.


And I thought that I was good

Last edited by Compylot; 5th Feb 2017 at 11:47.
Compylot is offline