Some very good responses in my view, ladies and gents, and while I could have certainly picked more I'd like to mention some particularly chuckle-inducing captions here:
Satco's Whipping Boy:
When Ginger said "pound for pound, he'd rather have the fuel" I did think he was joking.
Jim's Brother:
"When his brief was simply, 'Kick the tyres, light the fires, last one airborne's a cissy', we had our first glimmer of doubt about our new ex-fighter-pilot captain."
Squeaker:
Due to complaints that there were not enough sandwiches for a 10 man crew, the Commanding Officer took decisive action.
Nutloose:
"I could understand them calling it Memphis Belle, but Yarmouth Slapper?"
So close, but I'll have to award the coveted CST for this round to the slightly whimsical but still bloody funny ...
Traffic Is Er Was:
Local folk would often scare the children with their tales of the "Lost Airmen of Upper Squiddlington", but truth be told, they had simply got on the wrong crew bus.
All yours TIEW!