True aviators only please!
A word from us, the Management:
Turkpilot, let us give you a few words to calm you down.
We have recognised Hong Kong as being the most expensive city in the world, so we found a solution.
We have started building a pilots' compound very close to the airport, where pilots will be able to live for a small deduction on their salaries. They will share their room with another pilot of their choice. There will be wifi on every floor, also bathrooms and kitchen to be used freely.
This will improve the feeling of 'brotherhood' and will improve CRM.
As we know you have some strings from your past lives (wife, kids, etc.), we will allow visits to the compound once per year during period of our choice.
Soon you will realise this is the way aviation should be, when you start getting that fuzzy feeling of the days you were prepared to 'fly for food'.
If you are not a true aviator, we do not need you to join.
Thank you for your time