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Old 17th Jan 2017, 22:14
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Texas
Age: 60
Posts: 5,374
Tom was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune once his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card. Two weeks later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

I can't recall if this has been on here or not. If so, sorry for the dupe.
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