Russ,
Not Scotland - I can cope with most Scottish accents, with the possible exception of Aberdonian.
I don't expect there is that much flat land anywhere north of the border.
Nvubu,
I am sure the Singing Postman never delivered around here. Sad to see he's no longer with us.
Norfolk thread drift. I flew out of Marham a long time ago. There's a joke along the lines of "They had miles and miles of flat land, but they chose to build an airfield on the only hill in Norfolk!"