Judging time, thanks for all the entries!
Runner up is Buster with:
"His eyes are still too trustworthy....lets go with Trump instead..."
Winner of the Coffman Starter Trophy is Wensleydale with:
"A possible Buccaneer pilot he may be, but if we can't cure him of getting over excited whenever he hears "Bananas Bananas" then he is chopped."
Over to you, Wensleydale!