Based on past experience, it's usually walking from the crew bus to the hotel reception, walking to the lift, pressing a button and walking to the room. You are then required to reverse the process, except instead of going to the crew bus, you go to the bar.
After re-hydrating, you then have to walk / stagger / stumble to the restaurant, where you exercise your neck muscles / eyes by admiring the passing totty, continuing to exercise the arms by frequent pouring of glasses of expensive wine. On completion of this, you then adjourn to the bar for a rest, before the exercise of returning to your room.
In the morning, once at the airport, you can then conduct your full daily exercise routine of:
- Running everyone down
- Jumping to conclusions
- Leaping down everyone's throat
- Jogging peoples arms when they're drinking coffee
- Throwing your teddys out of the cot
- Shooting your mouth off
- Hiking your pay demand
- Dancing around the subject
Have I got the wrong idea of my ATPL / CPL colleagues??!!