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Old 15th Aug 2003, 19:03
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Circuit Basher

 
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Based on past experience, it's usually walking from the crew bus to the hotel reception, walking to the lift, pressing a button and walking to the room. You are then required to reverse the process, except instead of going to the crew bus, you go to the bar.

After re-hydrating, you then have to walk / stagger / stumble to the restaurant, where you exercise your neck muscles / eyes by admiring the passing totty, continuing to exercise the arms by frequent pouring of glasses of expensive wine. On completion of this, you then adjourn to the bar for a rest, before the exercise of returning to your room.

In the morning, once at the airport, you can then conduct your full daily exercise routine of:
  • Running everyone down
  • Jumping to conclusions
  • Leaping down everyone's throat
  • Jogging peoples arms when they're drinking coffee
  • Throwing your teddys out of the cot
  • Shooting your mouth off
  • Hiking your pay demand
  • Dancing around the subject
Have I got the wrong idea of my ATPL / CPL colleagues??!!
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