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Old 6th Jan 2017, 20:54
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Winston Churchill was in USA to receive his honorary citizenship. He was at a cocktail party and was cornered by Gloria Venderbelt. She suggested to Winston, "what a shame you were not born in the USA, we'd met, married and had such wonderful children with your brains & my beauty."
"Oh my dear, but what if they'd had your brains & my beauty? Better I was born in UK."
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