I won't mention the used condom found under the seat of a 20 Sqn Jag after transiting back from Red Flag... The said item I believe was returned to the W*nker (Pun intended) later at a dining in night.
I did hear that flying a Jaguar was a bit like knocking one off....it is great while you are at it, but if your friends find out about what you do then it can cause quite a bit of embarrassment.