Chugalug (#9971),
Thank you for the graceful remarks about my elephantine humour ! Fresh out of keyboards of any size or shape in village, I'm afraid !
Curiously, the Danny family went to Malta a few years back. Incuded in luggage was a small aluminium teapot and a miniature travel "immersion heater", to ensure a proper cup of good Yorkshire tea was available on tap at any hour of day or night.
Of course it happened (rift in domestic lute), immersion heater self-destructs, kettle very hot but only slightly deformed, no fire, but no tea TFN.
Of course it was All Daddy's Fault that Daddy had Forgotten To Put The Water In - but then isn't it always ?
Danny.