Dateline May 14th 2004
(also Basil's birthday & you seriously don't want to know which one)
North American birthrate rises! Ultimate terrorist plot succeeds beyond wildest dreams! Babies clog hospitals streets, sewers, milk parlo(u)rs. Pensioner eaten alive by starving infants! Clinton paternity suit by thousands!
Basil has lost the plot - must go and chill out by TV
