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Old 29th Dec 2016, 02:01
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onetrack
 
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A touring golf professional was having a drink at the golf club bar, when he was approached by a bloke with a white cane and dark glasses, who introduced himself as a golf champion.

"I'm Champion of the Blind Golfers Association, and as one Champion to another, I'd like to challenge you to a match which could be a fundraiser for the blind", he said.

The blind gent said he didn't want any favours or special treatment and told the pro, he'd be happy to play for $50 a hole.

The embarrassed pro tried to avoid the challenge, but the blind gent was very insistent and finally, the pro agreed.

"O.K.", said the pro, "When would you like to play?"

"Oh, you can pick the night - any night at all, will do".
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