I am sorry you've got things wrong, Whinerhugo. I know I haven't. For me, "this forum was never my blog". Whatever that means.
I also know that this thread is not about Christmas (and I celebrate it on 7th of January) but Merry Christmas to you.
You've got one more thing wrong, but it's the matter of your misoginy and male insecurity - no, you don't stand a chance. I prefer brave men.
Now, hop off little rabbit.