Can you imagine a house built by the MOD? Fifteen years late, ten times over budget, a heating/cooling system that only works between 15 and 20 degrees C, half a roof, and you can't get up to the bedrooms because nobody asked for stairs in the specification.
You missed fully fitted carpets because they touch two walls, heating that comes on and turns off at set dates regardless of there being a heatwave or 10 foot of white stuff up against the doors and record temperature lows, and is pumped from a building 2 miles away, so when it goes down the whole estate does too..