Uxbridge Dictionary
Taps:
1. Throttles, thrust levers, shiny levers, etc.
2. Man who operates same, i.e. FE, pub landlord. Origin unknown, possibly from Thick As Pig ****.
AK: Mirage elevators: They don't really exist; they're a trick of the light.
Min
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