Oh my god Moggie,
Your brilliance at bringing me right down to rock bottom with the inclusion of such a serious thread, before surprising me with such a witty account of using a Fairy washing up bottle as an oxygen container is much appreciated. I have never before laughed so hard that I myself have suffered euphoria, tingly fingers, farting and difficulty speaking (some of my personal hypoxia favourites). Thanks for brightening up my day!
Tell me, is your mate Mickey still alive (and has he regained his colour)?