Hopefully nothing involving gerbils and a lighted match?
On our Vulcan crew was a pratt who would always wander about with his Air Ventilated Suit hose dangling around like a horse's willy. So one day he was pinned down in thw scruffs' bar and someone poured a pint of beer down the hose - it came out of every suit orifice!
Errr - what did Mrs W do with the leg-stranglers then, eh Dan??