BA Pilot suspended for flying wearing stockings

[Mr Good Cat]

The snaps, believed to be taken on at least two different planes, show the stocking-clad figure with his legs up on the steering controls, while others include a man exposing himself in the toilets, and a pornographic magazine on the dashboard.


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In order for me to avoid any future 'misunderstandings', how exactly, am I supposed to do my business in the toilet without exposing myself? The one thing more dangerous than a rogue airline pilot is an ill-educated Daily Mail journalist.