Experience is apparently no longer relevant. All we need are young, eager top guns to nurse us old farts around ......
Sarcasm aside, great post Pixy!
However you are barking up the wrong tree, not one of the stellar managers or competent regulators is sitting on top of it no more.
You'd have a better chance getting their attention by dancing on a pole, they are all drewling at the bar around it, looking out for cheaper, less educated workforce as new hires.