A Daniel come to Judgment.
You've All Done Very Well with the diabolical task you were set, but All Good Things Must Come to an End, and after consulting the entrails I now pronounce as follows:
Equal Third, and Highly Commended, then:
ShyTorque, with:
"T C-T and her entourage arrive to address the LAA".
Buster Hyman, with:
"So, would you like to come up & see my etchings big boy?
Wander00, with: " aah, those Summer Balls.............."
In Second Place (and neatly spotted, Sir):
MPN11, with:
"Oi, Sergeant Fawkes, where do you think you're going?"
But for the Crown of Laurels, andytug is way ahead, for wit, brevity and aptness, with:
"Demons are a girl's Best Friend"
Take it away, Andy ! - with my Congratulations !
Danny.