Chuks dear boy....you are far too clever by far.
But should your story about the generosity of a very well known descendant of the meanest bunch in the UK belong in the Sandlamp and Swing Bag Thread?
The Black Sardine had fallen from the Roof of his home in the UK and been injured ... when the news was reported to the occupants of the Tea Room at a Southern North Sea Base....from behind a newspaper was heard...."Nothing minor I hope!".