Before I announce the winners, I am sorry to tell you that Tashengurt has been re-coursed for potentially dangerous overconfidence:
"A little early on the roundout Hoskins. About a week early actually!"
( If you ask me, that's a winner! :-) )
Now, the results:
Second runner-up (for pedantry) : Penny Washers
It's just as well there are no Ppruners there on the runway. They don't seem to know the difference between a landing and a take-off!
First Runner-up (for coolness) : Pontius Navigator
Ok Hoskins, place if firmly on the ground, apply full power, and we'll bounce over the top, then apply reverse thrust.
Winner (for lateral thinking and the best chuckle) :
Danny 42C "I think it's a mirage !"
Congratulations, Danny. The Coffman Starter trophy is on its way to you, and you have control.