Originally Posted by
pr00ne
Basil,
"I'd be delighted to proudly walk around High Wycombe in uniform glaring at any beardy who eyeballed me."
What have you got against the Navy?
Nothing; and I have to watch what I say about beards as well
Gawd! That was a lifetime ago
Originally Posted by TTN
Mrs TTN has had to put a stop to my complimenting these ladies when I meet them in the aisles of Tesco, because she says it makes me look like a dirty old man
Guaranteed way to find your wife if you've lost her
