Nutloose, everyone knows a certain local spat started one Friday night in the 12th century when some yobs from Carlisle went north to rape and pillage, followed by some Scottish gentlemen going South the following night to make love and borrow things.
Well if I have said it once, I have said it a million times, it needed our family, ( amongst all the other Border Reiver families ) to go North and attempt to f*ck some sense into them..
