Slasher - You had me rolling around on the floor p*ss*ng myself! Maybe you could develop a two handed technique - one fist moves up as the other moves down.
"Ladies and Gentlemen! This is your Cabin Services Director - Please fasten your seatbelts while Captain Slasher adjusts the trim. On a good day, this will only take a few minutes!"
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Feline
(I Sit, I Watch, I Smile)