I was rostered with an ex RN chap well known for his acerbic wit (he ran for Parliament and lost his deposit)
This was the same pilot who, on a 'West of Shetland' flight around 1992, made an announcement on the PA as they flew over the Orkneys: "Those of you on the left hand side, if you look out will see the Old Man of Hoy. Those on the right may see some ritual child abuse"!