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Old 6th Aug 2003, 06:47
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It's not how many bars you wear that gives you the access around airports that you both require and deserve, it's how arrogant and condescending you are to the ground staff who are potentially in your way. I say wear as many bars as you think you can get away with, but more importantly wear a sneer of self assured superiority and look firmly down your nose at the groundies. Get a black BA style hat too if you can.
Course, if all that fails, then just make sure you've rung them up in advance of your arrival and jacked up all your access to their flight planning/Met etc... before hand.
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