Don't be so silly. The heading is entirely justifiable. It doesnt say, or imply, that there are 8, or 10, exits. Hardly a statement.
And after all, BA did operate 747's for a number of years with 2 exits closed off. It would seem to me that your energy is mis-directed. I wasn't the one that ran a fleet of aircraft with 20% fewer exits than most other airlines around the world. That really is not my fault.
As far as I am concerned, please feel free to write what you like. I couldn't care less. You are painting a picture of yourself very, very clearly, and I am happy to remain a level-headed gentleman.
TP