Corbyn is a teenage protestor.
McDonnell a nasty Fascist Trot.
Watson is in it for the pies.
Burnham will just go along with anything to stay in power.
Thornberry is our only defence against white vans.
Abbott is well placed to pressurise her leader for NHS funding
Oh, yes, and Lewis gives us a clue for the future (they wish) by the power-crazed manner in which he was treated.