Nick,
Okay, I wasn't raised on a farm.....toilet bowls already have holes!
Hilico,
Your devotion to Nick Lappos is admirable. I am aware that he is held in high esteem in this forum i general and by you in particular.
I know also that there is a fertility sect (I hesitate to say 'cult') comprised of Swedish virgins for whom Nick is the center of the universe. I have even heard that he has demonstrated his God-like powers by using a "hole" technique not related to toilet bowls much to the delight of these lithe, blonde female devotees. Yes they have a T-shirt with Nick's image (much like the Turin Shroud) but suprisingly, they have not heard of Mr. Clapton or Layla. These Swedish nymphs even have an Islamic type Haj where they rotate three (or more) times around what they refer to as Nicks pole. I assume 'pole' refers to a compass-like direction and that is the reason for the direction in which you point your prayer mat.
Captain Shawn Coyle, the one true Demi-God of Flight Test, has a similar sect located somewhere in Somalia.
Perhaps I will start that thread and settle this once and for all. Who is the One True Demi-God of Flight Test?