Judging time .... (drum roll)....
Heaps of good 'uns, but after much deliberation the judges' picks are:
In 3rd place, Dan Gerous with
"Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up smoking and drinking. Anyone got a bag and some glue?"
2nd - Danny42C with:
But I can't go past Nutloose with:
"I always have a smoke after I f*ck something"
All yours Nutty!