Thank you for your post, squashbug.
Let's have a look at those points, if we may...
1. Tracey is female... Very good. Thank you, we'd been wondering about that. One mark to you.
2. she is attractive... Erm, well .. as the old saying goes, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder".
3. she is successful... Oh yes? .. At what?
4. she is personable... Of course - most snake-oil salesmen are.
We look forward to further enlightened contributions from you.