You don't have to record a tape, I have heaps of old HUD tapes full of such comments and more;
Lead, lead, lead, c'mon no, lag, lag get out of plane, roll, maintain SA, watch the G watch it now pull to the buffet, harder, Oh god, jink jink, where's ya flares, he's in the sun, Two's blind errr..., no visual, tally one oops airliner....blind... ummm BALLISTIC !! Pull up, pull up. Oops, what's the flaps limiting speed? Knock it off....
Sounds like a porno, especially with the grunting, sweating and heavy breathing. Now
there's an idea for realism.....