Beagle:-
"We will use recycled paper in the station's photocopiers / printers", ....half a hangar full of the grey stuff had just been delivered....
Why the delivery of any grey stuff? I took the first bit to mean that the "recycling" would all be in house, ie Formal Official Letters printed on the back of yesterday's flying programme etc. No jamming of printer/copiers (if it didn't jam first time round why should it now?) and a nice warm smug pudding-basin haircut/open toed sandals feeling for all to share in. Seems to me a golden opportunity to raise Station morale was sadly missed here.