The proof of the pudding???
This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:
What Makes 100% ????
What does it mean to give MORE than 100% ????
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ??? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103% ???
What makes up 100% in life ???
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.
Its the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top and CAsA are the living proof of this!!!!
Now you know why MrDak's minions are where they are! There will be a lot of chapped lips at Fort Fumble in the coming weeks.
Have you ever seen a better explanation for the disfunction of CAsA than this formula???
Except how true it is.....across the board in Australia's public service.... service it aint, the huge pay rises plus the 15% super is the obscene manifestation of why there needs to be a redefinition of SERVICE, closely followed by COMPETENCE. Why, if you choose to become a bureaucrat, does that entitle you to be entitled to reward and conditions way beyond those who's taxes provide your award. I know the Pollies are just glove puppets or talking heads for their Sir Humphries, but if the illusion that its the politicians who actually control anything is to be maintained. The Sir Humphries being remunerated double what their alleged bosses are paid sort of knocks holes in that Hypothesis
Apologies to purist mathematicians, I was never was much good at two times two.
Last edited by thorn bird; 26th Aug 2016 at 09:59.