RAT5
You talk rubbish and that's a nice way of putting it.
The SFI said I was the only one who locks the seat belts prior to ditching, as he rolled his eyes and dreamed of the session ending.
What do you do in your car? tie rope around the wife and kids just in case the belts don't work, belt and braces.
As for changing from RA to TA as a memory item on an engine failure, Airline manufacturers are trying to cut down on the amount of things that have to be memorised.
But email Boeing just in case, they might even send you a free pen for your brilliant for sight.