Tee Hee,
That finest bastion of Scottish journalism, The Daily Record said that £50 million worth of football stars "dived for cover" as the jet came "screeching to a stop" on the runway. I wonder where the dived to? And did the goalie do so with more panache than the rest of the team?
I wonder if the team are worth more than the aircraft.
From their website this morning:
"A PLANE was forced to abort its landing a minute before touchdown because another aircraft was on the runway.
Passengers on the Ryanair flight from Barcelona to Prestwick were shocked when their jet pulled up sharply in the middle of its descent. It landed 10 minutes later after circling the airport in the Tuesday night incident."
Wen I gro up im gonna be a jurnalist for the daly rekord
