Things Nick Lappos Is Not Allowed To Do
The following list are things that people (many thanks to Skippy) say Nick Lappos is not allowed to do in this Forum. Can this list be true? Feel free to add or delate as required.
He is not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.
He is not allowed to challenge anyone's disbelief of black magic by asking for hair.
He is not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophesy' to the end of answers he provides in threads .
He is not allowed to purchase anyone's soul.
He is not allowed to form any militia.
He is must not taunt the French or Frank Robinson.
He must never tell a German citizen that 'We kicked your ass in World War II!'
He is allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of his comments.
He does not have any proven super-powers.
He is not authorized to fire members of any Armed Forces.
The following words and phrases may not be used by Nick during any thread response- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone who flies a Robbie and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.
He must no longer insist that ‘Giant Space Ants' are at the top of the Sikorsky executive staff.
His may not claim that there is an ‘Anti-Mime' campaign in Italy without verivification.
He is not authorized to prescribe any form of medication.
He is neither the king nor queen of cheese.
He is not allowed form any press gangs.
He may not challenge R22 pilots (without commercial privileges) to the ‘field of honor'.
He is not authorized to initiate Jihad.
He is not authorized to change national policy in Eastern Europe.
He is not authorized to sell mineral rights.
He must not create new Government forms and insist they be filled out.
He is not allowed to create new levels of security clearance.
His name is not a killing word.
When questioned by an R22 pilot as to his aerodynamics theory he is not allowed to respond, “There are no stupid questions, just stupid people”.
His word does not carry death eternal to those who stand against the righteous.