Hope you know the name of your Grandmother's first dog, providing of course that there was at least one Upper Case character,one numeral and one special character in its name, and contained no more than 8 characters that you must change every 90 days.
I too have finally given up trying to keep my Outlook Express, Outlook, Hotmail, Microsoft accounts, I was actually in a shop selling fountain pens recently, as a novelty item, would have bought one, but they didn't sell extra ink !
I have a disc of Word 97, which I guard with my life, and instal on all replacement Microsoft gadgets, none of this Office 365 crap.
I currently have a 20 page A.4 sized folder of usernames and passwords, and have to reprint it every few weeks.
LIFE was easier before computers.
I blame Bill Gates.