Reminds me of a flight on United many years ago from St Paul to Fort Lauderdale. I was in First (when it really was First) along with a few others. Female Flight Attendant (20'ish and, in the nicest possible way, a bit "bright") started to introduce herself personally to FC pax. "Hi, Mr Eagleburger, I'm Mimi whats your name?" "Hi Mimi" says our happy-clappy pax, "I'm Joe from Swampville Tex, good ta meet ya honey"
And so it went on, everyone greeting Mimi like a family friend until she reached the pinstriped, Jermyn Street shirted gentleman sitting in front of me. "Hi" squeaked Mimi, " and what's your name sir?" "Featherstonhaugh" came the very British answer. "No" said Mimi, "your first name" After two seconds silence came the reply "Mr".
True....