Mrs DB
Don't get paid much though!
What... not even in kind?! I'd start accidentally getting sand in his camera case if I were you.
And as for you lot with stockings... do you mean under or over the flying suit? Mmmmm....grow bags....
DB, I think if you did get a book published, or publish one yourself, you'd find it would sell out very quickly to PPRuNers - your work has lots of fans.