Good to see someone who takes the issue seriously, Always.
While, in my 'young and frisky' days, I'd been partial to the occasional a bit of 'fun and mischief' or even a tad of 'havoc and mayhem',
it was generally not at Her Majesty's expense or undue inconvenience.
These half-arced dudes need their bottoms spanked - and, more particularly, be made to pay for it.