The tower guys are good at dealing with (stupid, in their opinion at least) people like me on one of my infrequent visits there. "Turn left then track direct to Albert Park" OK, I can follow instructions - turned left then had a look out to see where Albert park was and started tracking direct there ... "I wanted you to track to the west of the city" ... but but but, that wasn't what you told me to do, after I turned a direct track seemed to me to be east of the city ...
Had an Essendon tower guy as a student flying at Moorabbin some years ago - made me feel better, the stupid things he did and said on the radio etc ....