(I see the kids are moaning again; my apology - unfortunately the grown ups have to work for a living, with no internet access).
But at last some time to myself and here we go.
I liked this from Buster:
"My Wife's version has air bags..."
And this from 622:
'Oh, and by the way Sir - I think you have had an oil leak down the back of your trousers!'
'...That's not oil mate, you try riding these on the M25 at rush hour!'
But skating into the first place is Penny Washers:
"You'll have a job to outpace the modern fully-equipped Jehova's Witness!"
Penny, well done
- please take the lead!