The bloke in the Flight Service Unit said my calls to him to check the radios first thing in the morning were 2 by 2 . When I asked him in person shortly after to please explain he said "Yeah mate . . . . too loud and too often."
old mate called up late in the afternoon to tell the Wagga FSU he was taxying for Hay (he was strictly VFR ) Wagga came straight back with " Will you make Hay while the sun shines?"
and this one probably aired here before -
instructor to student after nav-ex . .. . "the only time you were on track was when you were crossing it."
(and if that is not sufficient aviation content then I'm buggered for any sequel)